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| The Beatles |
Me: HEY JUDE!
Friend: Hi.
Me: Did you go to ABBEY ROAD YESTERDAY ?
Friend: No, I didn't.
Me: Okay. Look at this Beatles' poster . Amazing ! Isn't it ?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Oh really ? Tell me. Don't be afraid. EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE EXCEPT ME AND MY MONKEY !
Friend: Well, I am not interested.
Me: Seriously ? What are you ? a DAY TRIPPER ! They are The Beatles. They are HERE THERE AND EVERYWHERE and I am THE PERFECT FAN !
Friend: Cut it now !
Me: You mean to say that you have never been to OCTOPUS'S GARDEN ? HELP! Guess what ? I'M LOOKING THROUGH YOU now. If you LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE then it will always be GOOD DAY SUNSHINE AND YOUR BIRD CAN SING !
Friend: I am not listening to your Beatles stories anymore !
Me: Is it so? You deserve to be taken to NORWEGIAN WOODS and beaten up till you get all OB-LA-DI, OB-LA-DA ! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !
Friend: Fine! I am going !
Me: Go away ! CRY BABY CRY. Actually YOUR MOTHER SHOULD KNOW this. I am disappointed with you. I just have three words for you; LET IT BE.
